Kyklos Galaktikos, known by some non-intellects as the Milky Way, is the galaxy that we live in. For centuries, human beings have been struggling in vain to understand what we cannot see. Fortunately, my naked eye can comprehend more than the most advanced scientific telescope, and my recent research suggests that life is possible on all planets, including the sun, with the use of special suits and lead boots.
Think of the most influential people in our history. Napoleon I marches into your imagination. Perhaps Wilhelm II comes to mind. Now re-write history: Napoleon's conquests aren't limited to Europe. Wilhelm II's stupidity affects more than the planet Earth. Eventually I take over as Emperokaiserking of Kyklos Galaktikos, and all bow down to my superior powers.
Welcome to The Schrute Guide to the Galaxy, a small blog in which I release my genius and create my own history.
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